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Sep 14, 2014 / 256,543 notes


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results
Aug 30, 2014 / 399,557 notes



I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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Aug 30, 2014 / 454,263 notes


you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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Aug 30, 2014 / 1,039,621 notes


do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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Aug 30, 2014 / 124,358 notes


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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Aug 30, 2014 / 10,803 notes
Aug 12, 2014 / 254,581 notes


I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
good morning
I can’t sleep

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Aug 11, 2014 / 3,141 notes

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Aug 11, 2014 / 354 notes


"Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny … and everything in between. But he was one of a kind." —President Obama

Today my heart is heavy. Mr. Williams was in a lot of my favorite movies growing up. I feel like I’ve lost a piece of my childhood. He was loved by many and will never be forgotten.

I wish mental illness was talked about more in this country. It makes me so sad to know that a man who brought joy to so many was suffering so much on the inside.

This is a good time to remind everyone that if you are feeling depressed, please reach out for help. You are not alone. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255.

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Aug 6, 2014 / 161,761 notes


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